The Conversation

A: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Nothing. Just looking at you... seemed so happy only by replying her texts."
A: "....don't read me!"
Me: "I don't! I'm just gonna... well.. psychoanalyze you."
A: "That's equally the same. Stop probing. You know probing?"
Me: "What?"
A: "Mengorek-ngorek, if you say it in Indonesian."
Me: "Oh, I see. Like, mengorek-ngorek telinga? Or... mengorek-ngorek hidung?"
A: "That's different! Hahahaha..."
Me: "Hahahaha.. What? You said it yourself that it is mengorek-ngorek."
A: "Yea, but not as in what you use to nose-digging. It's 'mengorek-ngorek' as in Andric's hobby."
Me: "Hahahaha..."
A: "Stop being Andric."